You are MESSIN' with me, man. You had me going and intrigued for a moment. I was like, "What? Really? OMG!!!" Then I was like, "Wait, the Ninja form Samurai Showdown? He's making a blade for Uma Thurman -_-..."
EDIT: Very creative, by the way. You are a creative person, I've noticed over time. Should expect such from a fellow Lovecraft fan. "I'a Cthulhu fhtagn! I'a Azethoth!"